Built for live radio
Born in cable spaghetti.
This started in the Lotion Room, a back-room studio in Aurora, Colorado, home of the Sandwich Lotion Show. The desk holds more MIDI controllers than any one person needs, all plugged into one machine, and none of them agreed on anything.
The guy writing it spent years on DFW radio and in strip club DJ booths, plus 18 years in military telecom, and holds an amateur extra class ham license. He has run live audio where a missed cue is heard by everybody. Off-the-shelf soundboards kept doing things that work in a demo and fall apart on air, so he started writing his own.
The rule: if it can't be done one-handed while a caller is talking, it isn't done yet.
"I asked for one soundboard. He built a bridge so nine of them could argue at once. It works. Don't touch anything."
Eddie, the show's reluctant sound engineer